Northwestern Bucket list item for Junior year: Dance Marathon. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

unabating:
go away i dont want to talk to you

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

(via ohandthesmokes)

My backup plan for when i dont get into med school: 

eat acid for breakfast lunch and dinner and stay oblivious to the fact that im miserable for the rest of my life. 

lol. i hate college. 

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(Source: basedgosh, via adamwithoutsound)

monicamcflyx:

ahumblemonologue:

godisgaf:

our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.

REMEMBER WHEN HE SHOWED THE LION KING AS HIS BIRTH VIDEO IN RESPONSE TO PEOPLE THINKING HE WASN’T ACTUALLY AMERICAN? HE IS THE SASSIEST.

Holy yes

I dont know a damn thing about politics, but I love this man. 

(Source: niknak79, via theopportunity)

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

(via hgiff)

Theres an advertisement on the blackboard in my chem class for a blood drive that says “Donate ‘Blood’ “……

GODDAMN FORESHADOWING TO MY BROKEN HEART

(via hgiff)

loveyourchaos:

Toxic (Britney Spears Cover) /// Yael Naïm

(Source: danellejordanxx)

we’ll join our houses

HOLD THE PHONE. Chris in on Game of Thrones?! ANOTHER reason I need to start watching this show. 

(via potterybarncowboy)

cracked:

A new My Little Pony movie is coming out in theaters! This will not end well.

Why ‘My Little Pony’ Is About to Get Even Creepier

Hasbro recently announced a My Little Pony spinoff movie, titled My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, which will hit theaters next month. In Equestria Girls, all of the ponies are transported to another universe where they transform into teenage girls to face the trials of high school life, because without question that’s what every fan of a magical universe of talking ponies wanted this movie to be.

Picture the three key groups of MLP fans: little girls, “bronies” (i.e., adult male aficionados of the show), and furries. Now, picture all of those people intermixing in the same dark movie theater. It’s tantamount to tossing kids into a haunted house full of loud, self-important 20-somethings and terrifying sexual fetishists.

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LOLOL

bootox:

im bored someone have sex with me

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